"Shoe-Hurling Era" - Future Trends

Boy! it took a lot of pondering and scribbling to decide the title of this post. A few heads I was considering were - "Shoe Hurling Saga", "Common Man's Weapon", "New found democratic cult", "Future of shoe hurling age" and finally I zeroed in on this one.

To redefine "Shoe-Hurling", it refers to flinging a Juta (Shoe) to vent frustration by a common aadmi on some useless person generally belonging to politics clan.

What might have started as an impulsive reaction by some distressed being has now become a cult. I am here trying to figure out, if this trend kept flourishing at the same pace, what is it that we can expect in future?

10 Future Trends:

1. In coming Olympics, we will see an official "Shoe-Hurling Competition"
2. Kids will hurl shoes to get fruits off the trees
3. Shoe-Hurling fad will evolve into juggling. Will see a few circus jokers expertise the skill
4. Shoes will come in triplets, two to wear, one to fling
5. The movement will worm its way to Schools, Colleges and Offices
6. Teachers and bosses will also start inhabiting in net shields
7. Shoe and Hurling will become costliest key words with Google Adwords
8. "Indian Shoe-Hurling League" will replace "Indian Premier League (IPL)"
9. We may also see a few academies making junta dexterous at this new art
10. Celebrating "Shoe-Hurling Day" ahead of Valentines Day

Well, telling future is anybody's guess, what present teaches is, netas need to be cautious while making promises and need to remember what they promised last time they came on the roads, otherwise few agitated people will make their heads swinging.